April 2008
6 posts
The Loaded Steakhouse Burger at Burger King will not, in fact, satisfy your hunger. Unless you count inducing nausea as satisfying.
Champions
I would like to extend my congratulations to the “Jayhawks” of Kansas; they were recently victorious in the battle for the Ncaa basket-ball championship.
I am proud of all of you equally, and I rooted for you from day one. Congratulations. Go “Jayhawks.” And may your first child be a masculine child.
The university keeps forwarding me email hoaxes, ostensibly to warn me not to fall for the hoax. But they don’t change the subject line or do anything except add a note at the top saying “This is a hoax.” I’m guessing they’re doing more harm than good here. But it’s an ironic kind of harm.
This is a beautiful letter from Amazon.com
