March 2009
3 posts
“i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the...”
– PETA: Ingrid Newkirk’s Unique Will
There’s lots of crazy to go around here, but I think she means “social,” not “societal.” Let’s try to get our priorities straight.
“Woman with generalized anxiety disorder looking for someone to share evenings...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website.