Graffiti
Spending an inordinate amount of time at Tony’s has led me to a new familiarity with bathroom graffiti. My favorites, with commentary:
“McKee likes pre-pubescent otters.” An interesting form. A general insult: pederasty. But here specified about a non-human species. Is it more acceptable to make love to adult otters? Perhaps. Someone has added a “p” to “otters” now, which ruins the cross-species part of the joke, but has its own idiosyncratic ring.
“Me and my GF are going to have sex after this shuffle.” Important to know that a “shuffle” means to proceed from bar to bar and do a shot at each bar in Athens. People write the names of their shuffles on the walls. The name of this shuffle is “Me and my GF are going to have sex after this.” The funny here is that no, after twenty shots, they’re not.
“Butt sex… overrated?” A personal favorite. This gentleman is reaching out; perhaps he feels pressured into enjoying the act in question, but has his doubts about whether this method of intercourse is actually the most pleasurable for either partner. The only place he can express his doubts is in anonymous bathroom comments. However you might rate butt sex, dear reader, my guess is that you’re rating it too high. Rate it lower. No, lower. OK. Let’s never speak of this again.
