At which point I write the word “hooker” on the bottom of the envelope I’m using to take notes and hold it up for the wife. Now, it is perhaps a testimony or a condemnation to the way that I’ve lived my life that at no point during my conversation with this hooker calling me from my office and asking for payment does my wife for EVEN AN INSTANT think that perhaps, yes, she should be concerned that a hooker is calling her husband at home asking for payment. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but this is a first for me, and my mind is racing. What to do? What information do I need? How do I go about getting it? I’m proud of myself for writing “hooker” on the envelope but I know I’ve got to do better than that. What pops into my head is: WHAT WOULD THE MENTALIST DO?
A story called Sledgehammer and Whore
