i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner;
PETA: Ingrid Newkirk’s Unique Will
There’s lots of crazy to go around here, but I think she means “social,” not “societal.” Let’s try to get our priorities straight.